Three reasons today may be the best April Fools Day ever:*updated

1. Bi Bim Bop for breakfast. I'm not so much a doughnut/sticky bun/omelet/pancake person in the morning. I'd much rather have some beef and rice.
2. Winning a round trip ticket on United Airlines simply for filling out a survey. I'm promised it is not an April Fool's joke, and am scheduled to pick up my certificate at 11:30 am this morning.
3. Free case of Snapple from Jewel because it didn't scan the sale price.

One reason it may not be:

1. The Golf might be burning oil. Yikes!