As I am a walking contradiction, starting my new stress free happy crappy life last week, here are Five things I hate this week:

- German engineering pooping out on me. My sweet car has decided not to use her turn signals anymore, no matter how many times I turn the lever and bang on the dash.

- Dogs who run in front of my car, begging to be killed. (and owners who let them do it.)

- Hit and runs. (unrelated to the dog thing.)

- Misused apostrophes. (ongoing peeve)

- The unemployment rate messing up my chances for a new jobby job.