tip of the day: this Thanksgiving don't eat pink translucent turkey.

pet peeve of the day: people who use an apostrophe S ('s) to signify pluralization rather than ownership.
wrong: our dog's do tricks.
right: our dogs do tricks.
wrong: my dogs water bowl.
right: my dog's water bowl.

highlight of the weekend: a tie between the talented elephants at the circus and finding both the perfect pair of jeans and boots.