I love pregnant women. They are just too cute. If I could be in a perpetual state of pregnancy, I might do it just for the attention. Except that everyone wants to touch pregnant bellies, and I don't know how I feel about that. My belly is off limits to anyone but me at the moment. But maybe it's different when you have a baby right there. My coworker is pregnant, and the process just fascinates me. I can't get over it.

Still waiting for my new job. My fingers are cramping from keeping them crossed all weekend. Please just let me know!!!!

Tip of the day: When you get back to your hard wood floor apartment above me at 4:30am Monday morning, take off your high heeled shoes.