May 12, 2004

5 ways you can get me to work for you: a list.
- Pay me 5-10k more per year than I make now.
- Provide a creative and stimulating work environment.
- Do not make me work with passive aggressive bitches.
- Locate your office within an hour's commute of my home.
- Just offer me a goddamn job. pretty please.

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