Tip of the day: Do not eat a huge heavy lunch before attempting to actually accomplish anything at work. Take a nap instead.

Word of the day: lackadaisical. As in: Upon returning from lunch at the all-you-can-eat Indian buffet, emily was understandably yet unforgivably lackadaisical, as it was her second to last day at work and she had a lot to do.

Perfume of the day: Eau de Indian Buffet. I hate smelling like the food that's slowly being digested in my stomach.