Lowlight of the day: So I slacked and forgot and was recently reminded to purchase tickets for Monty Python's Spamalot (a Python musical from Eric Idle) and it's already sold out. Tickets are available via scalpers, however, for $210 each. Goddamit.

Highlight of the day: The cute farmer's market boy who is normally rude and condescending gave me my shallots and yellow tomatoes for half price today. Rock on.