"Thank you for interviewing for the position, but I regret to inform you that you are too good for us, and we have filled the position with someone less qualified than yourself, though more qualified to fill our demanding poor-paying position, who will fortunately be oblivious to the fact that they're being short changed and overworked, and won't have the intelligence or motivation to leave us as soon as something better pops along. Please accept our best wishes for luck and prosperity in all of your future endeavors."

"P.S. - We were very impressed by your word-of-the-day knowledge and were flummoxed by the idea that such an intelligent and overachieving person such as yourself would be lowering their standards to interview for such a shit job."